2 onboarding slots open this month · we cap at 4/mo

We ship
AI growth systems
in 7 days. Or you don’t pay. Same systems most agencies quote at 3 months and €25k. Same systems most in-house teams take a quarter to spec. We compress that to one week. The systems are real, the code is yours, the loop closes.

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First system live
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Lighthouse score
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Turnaround on tweaks
Ship in 7 Or you don’t pay Closed loop Code you own No retainers No kickoff theater
Trusted by operators building real pipeline
across real estate, ops & ecom
The math

Look — here’s what your
open loop is costing you.

You don’t need another tool. You don’t need another agency. You need to stop the leak. Below is the conservative math on a typical mid-market business with the loop wide open.

20%
Calls missed
Industry avg for non-24/7 teams. Every miss is a competitor’s win.
18%
Email open rate
Falling. SMS hits 98% in 3 minutes. You pick which channel reaches them.
25h
Lost to admin / wk
Per ops person. Copy-paste, reports, approvals, the same email for the 100th time.
3mo
Time-to-launch
Industry average for a new website. 12 weeks of revenue you weren’t earning.
Conservative annual leak
€180,000+
That’s a single under-staffed phone line, a stale email list, and one badly-converting site — nothing exotic. Every quarter you wait, the gap to your competitor who closed their loop widens by another quarter. The math doesn’t care if you’re busy.
What we ship

Four systems.
One closed loop.

Each system stands alone. Wired together they compound — site funnels into voice, voice books your calendar, automation routes everything, the factory keeps every channel on-brand. Pick one, or stack the loop.

System 01
01

Sites that
convert & ship.

Not a Webflow drag-fest. Real Next/Vite, your stack, your repo. Positioning + copy + layout + animation + deploy — ours to drive, yours to own.

  • 3 layout drafts · 1 final · 3–7 days
  • Lighthouse 95+ guaranteed
  • Schema, A11y, analytics baked in
https://your-brand.com · live
Ship in 7 days.
Deployed → Vercel
98
Perf
100
A11y
100
Best
100
SEO
System 02
02

Phones
that book.

Sub-1s pickup, natural-sounding, 24/7. Qualifies, books, hands off. Plugs into your calendar, PMS, dispatch — it doesn’t cosplay as a receptionist, it actually replaces one.

  • Brand-trained voice · multi-language
  • Direct calendar / PMS / dispatch hookup
  • Full call logs into your CRM
Today · auto-booked
Live
14:30
Discovery · Alex M.AI · 720ms
15:00
(open)
15:30
Strategy · Maya K.AI · 640ms
16:00
Demo · Tomas R.AI · 810ms
3 / 4 booked while you slept +3.4× bookings
System 03
03

Operations
that automate.

We audit your whole stack, ROI-rank every workflow, and ship the top 2–3 in week one. n8n / Make / Zapier — on your infra, fully owned, fully monitored.

  • Free audit · ranked by hours saved
  • 57 n8n workflows + 115 Make scenarios in our library
  • Loom + runbook for your team
Lead
@Email
Loop
CRM
Booked
System 04 · the Factory
04

Creative
on autopilot.

40+ on-brand assets every month — ads, social, posters — for less than one designer’s day rate. We codify your brand DNA once. The factory prints forever. See it →

  • Brand DNA file · yours forever
  • Ads + social + print, one engine
  • ~€3 per finished asset (vs €600 retail)
40+ assets / month ~€3 / asset
Most agencies vs us

They sold you tools.
We ship you systems.

Most agencies
Decks & retainers.
  • 3-month kickoff before anything ships
  • You rent the system, they keep the keys
  • One channel at a time. Loop never closes.
  • €8–25k/mo retainer with no exit
  • Reports about “impressions”
  • If it breaks — ticket queue
Luup
Systems. Shipped.
  • First system live in 7 days — or you don’t pay
  • You own the code, the prompts, the workflows
  • Four systems wired together — loop closes in 90 days
  • From €1,500/mo · cancel anytime, keep everything
  • Reports about pipeline, bookings, hours saved
  • If it breaks — Slack reply < 24h
The work · full funnel

Real systems.
Real pipeline.

Four services. One closed loop. Each system feeds the next — site catches the lead, voice agent qualifies, automation routes, factory keeps every channel on-brand. Scroll to walk it.

caldoring.ee
CATCH
THE CLICK.
Book a slot →
98
Perf
100
A11y
100
Best
100
SEO
deployed → vercel · live in 7 days
1 Web · top of funnel

Site catches
the click.

The lead lands. The site converts. Real Next/Vite, Lighthouse 95+, schema baked in — production code in your repo within a week, not a quarter. The funnel only matters if the front door doesn’t leak.

Caldoring · florist Tallinn
7-day ship · Lighthouse 98 · +orders / wk
+372 5XX XX XX
● incoming · brand voice
good morning, this is luup ai...
hi, is the studio open saturday?
yes — 11 to 4. booking now.
perfect. 2pm if available.
720ms pickup · booked
2 Voice · pickup

Phones answer.
720ms. 24/7.

The lead calls. Brand-trained voice agent picks up before the second ring, qualifies in under a minute, books the calendar slot, sends the SMS confirmation. The lead never goes to voicemail. The closer never does discovery again.

Investland Bali
24/7 coverage · 3–5× more bookings
runtime · ops_pipeline · v2.4
Lead
AI
Route
Book
CRM
+25h/wk reclaimed 0 manual entry
3 Ops · the loop closes

Automation
routes the rest.

The booking lands in your CRM with the qualification answers, ICP score, and the closer brief. Tasks fire. Reports auto-generate. The Monday morning pipeline review actually has data in it — not because someone copy-pasted, because the system did.

Pellago
PMS + booking + SMS wired · ~25h / wk back
brand_dna · monthly_run+40 / mo
now generating · 1:1 · ecosh
9:16
9:16
1:1
4:5
1:1
brand DNAcodified · output forever
4 Factory · feeds it back

Creative
refills the top.

40+ on-brand assets every month feed the ads, the social grid, the print, the site. Brand DNA codified once, output runs forever. The site you started with stays alive instead of going stale — and the loop starts the next cycle.

Ecosh · Estonian wellbeing
40+ assets / month · brand DNA in 7 days
Each system feeds the next.
The pipeline compounds.

12+ live deployments · full case decks on request · references happily shared · see every case study →

The offer

Here’s exactly what you get.
And exactly what it costs.

No retainers. No vague scope. Below is every line item we ship in your first 90 days. The numbers in the right column are what these things cost on the open market today — pulled from real quotes our clients had on the table.

Closed-loop offer · v2026
DOC · LUUP-OFFER-001

Strategy + loop audit

30-min call. We map your loop, find the leaks, ROI-rank every fix. Yours to keep whether you sign or not.

€800FREE

Production website (Next/Vite)

3 layout drafts, 1 final, copy + animation + deploy. Lighthouse 95+. Code lives in your repo, not ours.

€18,000INCLUDED

AI voice agent · live in week 2

Sub-1s pickup, brand-trained, plugged into your calendar/PMS. Replaces an after-hours hire.

€50,000/yrINCLUDED

Top 3 automations shipped

Audit ranks 30+ workflows by ROI. We ship the top 3 in week 1. n8n / Make on your infra.

€9,000INCLUDED

Content Factory · brand DNA codified

40+ on-brand assets/month. Ads, social, posters. Your brand DNA file is yours forever.

€52,000INCLUDED

Direct Slack channel · <24h turnaround

No ticket queue. No PMs in the loop. You ping, we ship.

€1,200/moINCLUDED

Loom library + runbooks for your team

So when you’re done with us, the system runs without us.

€2,400BONUS
Real-world value
€132,400+
Your investment
From €1,500/mo
90-day commitment · cancel any time after, keep everything
CERTIFIED
LOOP
CLOSED
SHIPS DAY 7
Lock in your slot — book the call

30 minutes. No pitch deck. We tell you on the call whether we’re the right team.

Risk · you
Clause · 01
The guarantee

If your first system isn’t live in 7 days,
you don’t pay. Period.

No fine print. No “but the requirements changed.” Either we ship in week one, or the setup fee gets refunded and you walk away with everything we built — the audit, the codified brand DNA, the workflows mapped. Yours to keep.

Signed · Luup Agency · Tallinn / Bali
Last objections, killed

Five questions you’re
about to ask.

How is “7 days” even possible?+

We don’t reinvent typography on every project. We have battle-tested systems — positioning, layout, copy, animation, deploy — and AI compresses every step. You see drafts in 48 hours. Real production code. Not templates.

What if my use case is too niche?+

Our voice agents have shipped for dental groups. Our automation library has 57 n8n workflows + 115 Make scenarios across real estate, ecom, and ops. Most “niche” turns out not to be once you map the actual workflow. If on the call we don’t see fit, we’ll point you to someone who does.

Do I actually own what you build?+

Code. Prompts. Workflows. Brand DNA file. All in your repo, your accounts, your infra. Cancel us — you keep everything. We deploy to your stack, not ours.

What if I want to start with one service?+

Most clients do. Pick the bottleneck (site, voice, automation, or factory), we ship just that on a fixed-fee scope. You decide later if you want the full loop.

Why are you cheaper than the competition?+

Two reasons: (1) we use AI to compress what used to be billable hours, and (2) we don’t carry a sales team or PM layer. We pass that overhead saving directly to you. The work isn’t cheaper — the org is.

No pitch deck 30 min · Zoom 2 slots · this month

Stop reading.
Start shipping.

30 minutes. We map your loop, find the leaks, and tell you the 2–3 fixes that pay for themselves in the first quarter. If we’re not the right team, we’ll say so — on the call, not in a follow-up sequence.

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